Ronnie & Johnny – Buffet Pants

This is a fun, tongue in cheek song about a trip to a club bistro that served a buffet dinner alongside your order.

Johnny has always been a big potato eater. It is one of his favourite food groups. On this occasion he ordered a chicken schnitzel with chips and gravy and then went to the buffet section. Well, there was baked potatoes, so he added them. Then there was potato bake so he added that as well. Finally, there was potato salad which he could not go past!
In addition, there were other salad items until the plate was piled high. He manfully finished it all but, on the way home, had to undo his belt to relieve his discomfort!

When retelling this story to a friend, Ronnie was advised that she should get Johnny some buffet pants for their next visit.

Hence the song.