Ron E Buckpitt – Teaching My Crazy Wife To Drive

Many years ago I was married to a young Asian Lady.
She advised she owned a sports car in her country and drove frequently, but on the right hand side of the road. So needed practice with left hand side driving.

I drove to a mates farm, set her up in the driver seat, opened the farm gate inwards and signalled for her to drive through into the farm.

She crashed through the gate post, the gate flung through the air missing my head by a whisker. The remaining lesson was a nightmare..

I vowed never to teach another wife to drive, and have stood true to my vow to this day.